Ladies and gentlemen of the Hot Air community, I have discovered an unfair disparity in access to a vital resource based on the economic condition of the consumer. This disparity is not just egregious, but it threatens the very core of our American way of life. People routinely get denied adequate and competent service on the basis of their ability to pay, even though they have a right to it, while the rich eat up all the resources with their ability to access the best and brightest in the field. And in the interest of fairness, the federal government needs to find a solution and impose it on the industry as a whole.
I refer, of course, to legal representation.
Haha. This made me cringe a little bit, as I’m not expecting to make a lot of money after I pass the bar anyway, but I laughed, too. I love the original Modest Proposal, and Morrissey’s version captures the spirit of Swift’s version.